devil’s night 2009

November 7, 2009 by wewearretainers

giraffes

October 19, 2009 by wewearretainers
baby giraffe

baby giraffe

facts:
-about 14 to 17 feet tall (although tallest male record stands at 20ft!).
-prove to be a difficult prey, and when being hunted by a lion, one giraffe kick to the head can cause a lion’s skull to shatter.
-are polygamous! oh la la!
-life expectancy is 20-25 years in the wild and 28 years in captivity.
-are gay (there are more instances of male necking than male to female necking)!
-have long tongues (45 centimeters).
-sleep 1.9 hours in a 24 hour period.
-mostly found in chad to central and southern africa

i think giraffes are pretty. giraffe patterned things are alright. my mom has been buying me giraffe stuffed animals and patterned things since i was born. i recently purchased a complete luggage set that was giraffe themed. and if i were to have any animal as a pet, it would definitely have to be a giraffe.

you’d think that this was my grade 4 speech: why alicia bone likes giraffes. but let’s not fool ourselves here. this is my 25 year old speech and i don’t like giraffes, i love them.

the end.

You got me running

October 16, 2009 by wewearretainers

So I’ve always been drawn to Chloe. The structure and shape of the clothes are always so amazing, and i feel like the clothes really promote a strong female babetron/boy-like vibe like annie hall. Seriously, who doesn’t love Diane Keaton!
I came across the Spring 2010 line, therefore i am posting it here haha (well only a few things)
CHLOEPIC1
CHLOEPIC2
CHLOEPIC3
CHLOEPIC4

ALSO, everyone should check out this amazing photographer:

http://www.ryanmcginley.com/

Moonmilk is his latest work and it’s so incredibly beautiful i can’t describe it.

Final thing: Alicia and i WILL in fact be attending the Dead Man’s Bones show on Tuesday night…so uh…Ryan Goslings Mother, lock up your son!
Or whatever…

love,
sk

PROPS

October 14, 2009 by wewearretainers

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have you seen the movie ghost?

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it’s not like i think we’re cool at all. i just think we have a lot of fun.
this day i was all like, “steph, let’s meet up. bring props.”
steph: “like what…?”
me: “anything!”
so steph brought a lion and a princess hat. i brought a giraffe and my old soccer medals.
i guess you can say we have big imaginations. that’d be a nicer thought.

jerry hsu, we love you.

October 12, 2009 by wewearretainers

total babe.

and totally in my ‘top 5′.


are you kidding me? i’d die.


actually my favourite.

EPICLY LATER’D, jerry hsu.

major love for the j.hsu.

you’re bacon me crazy!

October 7, 2009 by wewearretainers

in honour of bacon, bacon products, and all who enjoy the bacon.

1. ill first start off with the ultimate-cool in bacon attire.

i'll first start off with the ultimate-cool in bacon attire.


(by the way, i’m going to find this dude and make him be my boyfriend).

2. bacon lubricant. oh man, oh god, oh, oh oh...

2. bacon lubricant. oh man, oh god, oh, oh oh...


(any takers besides me?)

3. Art by Francis BACON (it’s all in the name).

(so of course he creates great art, his last name is BACON! peep this wonderful f.bacon quote: “I myself and the life I’ve lived happen to be more profoundly curious than my work. Then sometimes, when I think about it, I’d prefer everything about my life to blow up after I die and disappear”).

4. BACON-WORLD.

4. BACON-WORLD.


(ok, so who wants to move here with me? it’d probably be a short stay since i plan on eating up my world).

6. this is sooo true!

6. this is sooo true!


(yeah, i did that whole thing for a while).

7. chocolate covered bacon.

7. chocolate covered bacon.


(my friend krasna bought this for me as a birthday gift… chocolate covered bacon is the best taste in the universe).

so my mouth is now completely watering. right now the only solution would be: makin’ bacon.

for the love of bacon,
ab.

ps. google search ‘bacon’ and be entertained for hours and days.

vote shane cunningham for vj

October 2, 2009 by wewearretainers

support my friend shane in his attempt at becoming much music’s 2009 vj.

he’s pretty funny, i guess. check out his other SNATCHTV videos. i promise it will only take minutes of your life that you won’t necessarily need back.

Dear Blahblahblah

September 30, 2009 by wewearretainers

This is an installment i’m calling “dear…” where i just write open letters about things i love/hate.

Dear Christian Audigier,

I dislike everything you’ve ever made, and probably everything you will ever make. I don’t want to sound mean or anything becuase it’s all just personal style, but a wall of gross graffiti throwing up on someone is not really an attractive quality, nor does it make you look BADASS. Sleeves with tattoo prints on them? Hey thanks for starting that!

Sincerely,
sk

Gross

party time excellent

September 30, 2009 by wewearretainers

alicia and steph’s halloween costume this year, whether we are together or apart.
party on wayne! party on garth.



pretty sure garth is an anorexic tan junkie here

pretty sure garth is an anorexic tan junkie here




this is actually steph and i.

this is actually steph and i.

our costume is going to be so much better. SO MUCH! shhhawwwwing!

gettin’ wiggy wit it/costa’s birthday

September 28, 2009 by wewearretainers

a bottle of disaronno later…

a dye and a cut

a dye and a cut

canada's next top model qualifying photo

canada's next top model qualifying photo

worst faces in history, best hair in history

worst faces in history, best hair in history

"smorting" it
steph kerr, the friendly ghost.

steph kerr, the friendly ghost.

we then headed to costa’s birthday keg…

a rather shirtless jb.

a rather shirtless jb.

the friendship of a stephanie and an anthony.

the friendship of a stephanie and an anthony.

the tallest birthday boy ever!

the tallest birthday boy ever!

jb trying to get everyone to makeout.

jb trying to get everyone to makeout.

apparently alicia is scared of dancing.

apparently alicia is scared of dancing.

adorably adam.

adorably adam.

sexy perv eyes.

sexy perv eyes.

party scene.

party scene.

Bone! R.

Bone! R.

"i was standing on the pier (in beer) all night!"